Top 5 Probable Signs that You Are Gay...
5. You wear Skinny Jeans from Folded and Hung, Solo, Bench, Jag, or Topman.
4. You have slim fit shirts that accentuate your Pectoralis Major, Biceps Brachii or Triceps Brachii or any shirt that makes your shoulder look wider: Granddads, Baseball shirts, and roll-ups, the slimmer, the harder to breathe, the better.
3. You have a pair of White Converse high-cut sneakers in which you pair it with the two from the above list.
2. You purchase messenger bags from Nike, Adidas, Gola, Puma, Fila, Reebok, and Memo.
1. You have beauty and vanity products from the following brands: Bench, Gatsby, Dep, L' Oreal, Kiehl's, L' Occitane, Shu Uemura, Mary Kay, Body Shop, Face Shop, Skin Food, Nichido, Shiseido, Mac, Maybelline, Nivea, and Neutrogena.
And you tell your parents you're a Metrosexual.
Because a man ain't a man without his vanity. :)
4. You have slim fit shirts that accentuate your Pectoralis Major, Biceps Brachii or Triceps Brachii or any shirt that makes your shoulder look wider: Granddads, Baseball shirts, and roll-ups, the slimmer, the harder to breathe, the better.
3. You have a pair of White Converse high-cut sneakers in which you pair it with the two from the above list.
2. You purchase messenger bags from Nike, Adidas, Gola, Puma, Fila, Reebok, and Memo.
1. You have beauty and vanity products from the following brands: Bench, Gatsby, Dep, L' Oreal, Kiehl's, L' Occitane, Shu Uemura, Mary Kay, Body Shop, Face Shop, Skin Food, Nichido, Shiseido, Mac, Maybelline, Nivea, and Neutrogena.
And you tell your parents you're a Metrosexual.
Because a man ain't a man without his vanity. :)
none of the above. pano ba yan. so i'm not gay. good.
ReplyDelete3. You have a pair of White Converse high-cut sneakers in which you pair it with the two from the above list
ReplyDeleteshit. guilty hahaha. hey! white sneaks look good on any kind of jeans! gay or straight, i think its a must lol
Andrei, maybe you're just pretending to be gay? Hmmmm....
ReplyDeleteHerbs, well said, although I have one as well. High Five! :)
Tompak! hahahahaha..
ReplyDeletei like the line..
Because a man ain't a man without his vanity.
:)
Hahaha! I was surprised at the tag line as well Dhon, hey, by the way, I personally thank you for being an acquaintance here. :)
ReplyDelete:) welcome! hop hop hop.. bisita ka rin sa blog ko every now and then
ReplyDeleteweird. i dont own anything listed here. hahaha but im still pink. my tops are medium sized though. does that count sa number 4? though wala naman akong paki-alam sa mga biceps na yan. all i know is my tops fits me so well and i can still breath. haha im a little bit, let me use the word conscious not vain. i dont use any products in my face - just water. and no hair products also. sa shoes, 95% of my shoes are black. i only have 3 blue colored shoes - my birks toms and sanuk the rest, black. and never in my wildest dream that ill be using skinny jeans. hehe just sharing. :)
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