The Lesser Evil

Masturbation. Yes you read it correctly, masturbation. Heck, this could very well be my favorite past time aside from blogging and reading blogs.

Well, why not? It puts me to sleep and gets me going. I know, it's a man's secret weapon. Wahahaha! Plus the fact that I don't hook-up with every single homosexual Filipino I meet. Call me feeling clean, it doesn't matter.

Truth is, I would rather masturbate than have random sex it saves me a lot of time and effort to go into a guy's place. All I need is me, my hands, my imagination, my private place and my computer.

Sadly, I haven't used the computer to watch porn and ascend into heaven. You see my cousin from the US came about a couple of weeks ago and decided to stay with us and, well, my grandparents most of the time also stays at our home if they have any pertinent appointments in Manila. The point is my Grandfather can not go up the stairs anymore because of arthritis and old age so he resorted to staying in the living room area where the computer is located. Yes, boys and gays, not all people owns a portable lappie.

For two weeks, I haven't accessed porn sites. I miss my imaginary playmate Brent Corrigan. Hahaha! Sorry if this is getting too explicit for your taste, I'm just venting out my current emotion on the situation. 

Come on, fess' up! We are species of much culminating libido, of much conquering pleasure principle and of creating a peak for comfort. This has been scientifically researched and studied. Kidding aside, I'm just rationalizing the whole point of my act.

I do this twice a day, thrice if I'm lucky enough not to be a sluggard. I do this when I go home from work before taking a nap and before I go to sleep, usually by midnight so no one can hear me moan. 

I don't own stacks and stacks of porn videos, my reason? Why bother when the internet provides a cornucopia of such? It's too redundant and usually cd's get busted after watching it over and over again. Oh well ,that's the price you pay for dibidi-like quality.

Are my grandparents still here? Yes they are. My cousin went to Singapore and Thailand earlier this day and will be back by Sunday in which he will stay for four more days before heading to Hawaii by Thursday to attend a family friend's wedding. So most likely, I would get to do my oh-so-sacrilegious act while watching on our desktop by Friday night. Oh, my patience is really wearing me off but I will have to endure.

Go Guyrony, you can do it! 



But then again, my Ipod Nano will have to suffice. Darn it!