Let's start the day with funny yet thought-stimulating statements - shall we?
1. A prestigious healthcare Institution advertisement:
"We love life and we love taking care of you, that's why we're giving you 50% off on all rooms."
Note to self: Incur Dengue or a systemic infection in order to partake in this once in a lifetime discount! This is just like your favorite clothing store on a whopping End-of-Season sale. How convenient.
2. A male looking for some booty call through a TV chat:
Hey my name is Mahrk, I'm looking for top guys. My number is 0917******* 0917******** 0917******** 0917******* 0917******** 0917******** 0917******** 0917******* I hate JUDGMENTAL people!!!
Note to texter: Baby, we're not even judging you, heck, we don't even know you. You judged yourself. Nuff said.
3. Blogger boy was at the comfort room while Mom was getting ready for work:
Mom: Are you finished?
G: No, not yet.
After 3 minutes.
Mom: Are you finished?
G: Mom, for the last time, not yet.
Note to people especially to Mothers: If someone doesn't come out of the comfort room just yet, it means they still haven't finished doing their business. Right? ;)
4. A sign at the door of a Veterinary clinic:
Emergency cases are allowed after clinic hours
Clinic hours: Monday - Friday
8am - 5pm
Note to pet owners: WTF?! Since when can an emergency take place after 5pm? Emergency cases are sporadic in nature. Duh...
5. A guy just celebrated his birthday and he sent all his thanks through a Facebook Status Update:
"Still have to say thanks who greeted me in my wall and those who sent me pms, thanks thanks. : )"
Note to people: Never thank people who give you digital PMS. You know it's a man's worst enemy when a woman has one.
People really are funny even if most try not to.
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hahaha, nice one G.
ReplyDeletelalo na sa emergency case. ahaha. who will wait till 5pm? haha :P
ang galing hahaha..naging emergency pa ung case.kaya nga emergency eh hehehe..
ReplyDeletenamiss ko tuloy mgospital.. sir salamat sa pagfollow po :)
too bad they didn't have a 50% off when it was my turn to suffer from dengue
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this is cool!
nice.
ReplyDeletelol@pms
the smiley na nilagay mo sa number 3 made me think...hmmmm. basta! made me think lang. hahaha ;)
ReplyDelete*my-so-called-Quest - I know. When I saw the sign I told myself "Something's wrong here."
ReplyDelete*rico de buco - I don't know who came up with the idea but it sure is D-U-M-B. Oh, no problem. Hehe.
*Desole Boy - oh no! Do you want to have Dengue again? Well I don't know what advertising scheme they are up to but it sounds pretty bad.
*orally - hehe. I think I have one today. :)
*Nimmy - what I was doing shall only be the witness of the comfort room and its walls. Hahahaha!
i like your mom. ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! She's very persistent if you get to know her more. I swear!
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