O Bar Ortigas 101

Clubbing is very elementary.


1. Hydration is crucial. I kid you not.


2. Drag shows fill the early part of the night so be ready. Patience is key.


3. Stay away from the smaller ledge unless you're super hook-up desperado or badly needs attention.


4. The best crowds are near the bar area.


5. Cramped, hot, and very ridiculously irritating. This is a love it or hate it club.


6. You don't own the dance floor, be wary of the people around you. Etiquette please.


7. Even getting drinks can be a hassle. Oh well, you can't have it all.


8. It maybe tight but it doesn't mean you need to be rude and shove people just because you feel you're pretty. We'll be the judge of that.


9. Oh please, so what if you saw your ex with a date? It's all about you and yourself tonight. Dance!


10. Never, ever, ever wear your brand new shoes in this bar.


11. Dispose drunk club dates immediately.