Malate 103
Trilogies are for movies and books but this is the last part.
Have you tried the first ones?
Hahahahahahaha!
1. Fashionably early? Baby, you're not going to work.
2. Early booking is never advisable. Fresher meats come in by 2 or 3 am.
3. So you got booked. Now what? You tell your friends who came with you. Proper sex manners please.
4. Having someone tell you you're cute doesn't mean he wants ot get it on with you. Stop being delusional.
5. Learn how to ignore. Persistence is a b****, yes?
6. You're not the only pretty boy in the club.
7. Dance with care. Big boys especially.
8. Wearing shorts? It's a club not a sports gym.
9. With great crowds come great responsibilities. Stick to the right ones.
10. When a guy tells you he's single, you don't doubt. Everyone's single for the night.
11. Never turn your back on the guy you like. You might never know who wants him badly too.
12. Give. Give your number. There's a 50-50 chance he may or may not contact you at all.
13. And finally, once a Malate Boy, always a Malate Boy.
Let's dance, shall we?
:)
Have you tried the first ones?
Hahahahahahaha!
1. Fashionably early? Baby, you're not going to work.
2. Early booking is never advisable. Fresher meats come in by 2 or 3 am.
3. So you got booked. Now what? You tell your friends who came with you. Proper sex manners please.
4. Having someone tell you you're cute doesn't mean he wants ot get it on with you. Stop being delusional.
5. Learn how to ignore. Persistence is a b****, yes?
6. You're not the only pretty boy in the club.
7. Dance with care. Big boys especially.
8. Wearing shorts? It's a club not a sports gym.
9. With great crowds come great responsibilities. Stick to the right ones.
10. When a guy tells you he's single, you don't doubt. Everyone's single for the night.
11. Never turn your back on the guy you like. You might never know who wants him badly too.
12. Give. Give your number. There's a 50-50 chance he may or may not contact you at all.
13. And finally, once a Malate Boy, always a Malate Boy.
Let's dance, shall we?
:)
hahaha. I come in at 1am. So I'm just barely fresh. See you on the 12th.
ReplyDeleteso what's in march 12? :)
ReplyDeleteYou're not the only pretty boy in the club.
ReplyDeletefeel na feel ko ang anger. chos! hihi
anu pouh meron sa march 12 ? :D
ReplyDelete#8 - attention Nox.
ReplyDeleteLol.
aw, too bad, i'll be in Cebu on the 12th. I'll join you guys some other time. =)
8. Wearing shorts? It's a club not a sports gym.
ReplyDeleteBut I wore shorts then and I even mounted the ledge!
Ay nako, these rules don't apply when you're a horny dancer. Lolz.
:D Nice!
ReplyDeleteiurico and G in Bed on march 12. aba!:D
ReplyDelete