Malate 102
Do you really think that was that?
Oh,but you have a lot more to learn young one.
1. The club ain't big for both you and your ex.
2. There's a fine line between being sleazy and being harrassed.
3. Stares are sacrilegious, sometimes.
4. Oh please, crotch teasing are for desperate ones.
5. And so is groping. Horny much?
6. Never ask a friend to 'accidentally' shove you to a guy next to you.
7. Pseudonyms are rampant. Get on with the program.
8. Bringing your partner? Might as well bring your whole family too.
9. You saw a guy you kissed kiss another guy? Sucks right? Never get even, get even more.
10. Pretty boys love playing hard to get. It is tedious but you know what they say, it'll be worth it.
11. Feeling slu***? Make sure you're the best slu* there is.
12. And yes, always look available even when unavailable.
Saw my dance partner flirting with another guy, well i flirted with another girl. In the end, I got to base ummm two with the girl, and him, got ditched by his guy. Hahahaa!
ReplyDeleteIkaw na reyna! Char hahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL @ #8 :))
ReplyDelete"8. Bringing your partner? Might as well bring your whole family too."
ReplyDeleteThis should be on top of my list! hahaha!
spoken like a true malate diva. :P
ReplyDeleteyou sound so expert...
ReplyDeletei remember a time when i frequent malate myself. but gone were those days.
i like this malate guide series. ipiprint ko to. lol.
ReplyDeleteYou should write about how you learned these things, G. =) The hard or easy way?
ReplyDeleteKane
G! wala lang, haven't been here for quite some time. hehe. haven't been to malate. what's the fuss there? :)
ReplyDelete*Mu[g]en - revenge is cold and sweet, isn't it?
ReplyDelete*Herbs D. - oh, I am nothing compared to your prowess and charm there.
*nOx - hahaha. Speechless?
*Justin - ambitious... ;)
*engel - oh please, I am but a mere commoner there.
*daredevilry - haha. No I am not an expert. I still have a long way to go.
*Nishiboy - jerk. Hahaha. What will you do with the hard copy? Distribute to friends??? ;)
*Kane - Well, you know some secrets are worth keeping. Harsh or pleasant as they may seem.
*my-so-called-Quest - YOU HAVEN"T BEEN THERE? You're missing 3/4 of your adult life!!!