Malate 101

Malate is not without its culture.


Read and learn. 


Newbie. :)


1. Dress your finest. Malate is the fashion capital of gay guys. Long-sleeved polo - best. Short-sleeved polo - good. Plain shirts- make sure you have an effin' rocking body.


2. Stare all you want inside the club premises. NEVER do it outside. Pretty boys need to behave too you know. ;)


3. Quick trading glances are flirtatious and are absolutely enticing for an hour. Move on if nothing is happening...


4. Oh please! Shouting outside is absolutely a no-no. Unless you wanna be called a market vendor.


5. Pointing to a guy you like inside and outside club premises is absolutely prohibited. Didn't your parents explain what manners are for?


6. You go alone when you feel like hooking up. You go with friends when you feel like you don't want to but essentially, go alone if you plan to have a one night stand.


7. Boys work hard, sex harder and party hardest. The last two are interchangeable.


8. Ledge is the ultimate place to get noticed BUT make sure if you don't have the body to flaunt, you have the face to do the flaunting.


9. If both are unapplicable, step down from the ledge and save yourself,  man.


10. Random kisses inside are absolutely normal. So make sure you know how to do torrid and not just saliva transfers, okay?


11. Be booked before 4am. Seriously. Leftovers.


12. Pretty boys have the right to be snobs but never have the right to be mean and rude. Get it?


13. Maybe the guy you slept last week was your friend's take home dinner two weeks ago.


14. Malate boys are notoriously flirtatious. Play the game if you can handle it.


15. And lastly, Malate boys only have a seven day affinity.


Have fun and we will see each other soon...