O Bar Ortigas 102

1. Alcohol ain't free. It comes with a hefty price.

2. Poise, honey, poise. Even when tipsy, poise.

3. Sandos are left at gyms, homes, or guys who cannot afford to buy shirts. Or unless you're the go-go boy.

4. Yes, we all sweat but please, have a hanky handy!

5. Bendy straws are left for people who drinks Chocolait. And ride school buses. And play with dirt.

6. Bring your friends, acquaintances, and exes but never, ever, ever babysit.

7. If you have got no one to go home with, that's okay. It's not that you're not at your prime anymore but because you were just a snob.

Or maybe because you're really way past your prime. And bedtime too.

8. Baby, Grindr inside O Bar is a bit of an overkill, don't cha think?

9. Everyone knows who you kissed last weekend. The question is, who will you kiss tonight?

10. If you really want to, and we all know you want to: if a group of gay guys ask you to hang out with them, by all means go.

P.S. They usually hang outside just beyond the staircase. Can you spell O-R-G-Y? Of course you can, it's the same as L-O-V-E without attachments and all that drama