Types of Gym Guys
But there is much, much more.
11. Brandissimos. These are guys who sport the newest Nike dunks, the latest Clima Cools, and the flashiest New Balance. You can see them roaming around the gym yet lifting so little.
But of course who would want to ruin their new apparel with sweat, right?
12. Buddy-buddy System. The guys who cannot even step near the gym without their gym buddies. They rely on their workout partner in order for them to get motivated. According to Men's Health, having a buddy contract with someone is very useful and can have a long-lasting impact on healthy lifestyle.
But using a gym buddy to make an excuse not to workout because the other is unavailable is just plain pathetic.
13. Janitors. Guys who return the weights just because others are lazy to return them anymore. Me as a perfect example.
14. Unli Guys. Lift. Text. Lift. Text. Lift. Text. Drink water. Text. Text. Text. Lift. Home.
15. Tiger Prawns. These are the guys with bodies of steel and abs popping from their midsection. They are the epitome of great physique - lean and all. They look great from every angle...from neck down, that is.
Paper bag please!
16. Mad Dashers. Lift, lift, lift. Scattered gym equipment. Home.
Note: They barely stay there for an hour. 30 minutes max.
17. Wolves. Guys who like to huff and puff in the gym, feeling oh-so-cool and suave, humbugs in other words. You will either love them or hate them.
18. Towel Boys. These are specific guys who specifically leave their specific towels on specific equipment therefore specifically making you ask them permission every time to use that specific equipment and specifically irritating some people. Specifically me.
19. The Gym Almanacs. Know-it-all guys who most of the time finds a subject to criticize with their form, breathing, lifting techniques, etc. You name it, they got it. They know it all, supposedly...
20. And finally, the Hunger Gays. You know who they are. They are everywhere whether it is a small-time gym or those gym that you see in malls. Guys hungry for, well, guys. Only gym guys, nonetheless.
You see him staring at you through the mirror while he's pumping his biceps.
Will it be a no or a go?
Part 2
11. Brandissimos. These are guys who sport the newest Nike dunks, the latest Clima Cools, and the flashiest New Balance. You can see them roaming around the gym yet lifting so little.
But of course who would want to ruin their new apparel with sweat, right?
12. Buddy-buddy System. The guys who cannot even step near the gym without their gym buddies. They rely on their workout partner in order for them to get motivated. According to Men's Health, having a buddy contract with someone is very useful and can have a long-lasting impact on healthy lifestyle.
But using a gym buddy to make an excuse not to workout because the other is unavailable is just plain pathetic.
13. Janitors. Guys who return the weights just because others are lazy to return them anymore. Me as a perfect example.
14. Unli Guys. Lift. Text. Lift. Text. Lift. Text. Drink water. Text. Text. Text. Lift. Home.
15. Tiger Prawns. These are the guys with bodies of steel and abs popping from their midsection. They are the epitome of great physique - lean and all. They look great from every angle...from neck down, that is.
Paper bag please!
16. Mad Dashers. Lift, lift, lift. Scattered gym equipment. Home.
Note: They barely stay there for an hour. 30 minutes max.
17. Wolves. Guys who like to huff and puff in the gym, feeling oh-so-cool and suave, humbugs in other words. You will either love them or hate them.
18. Towel Boys. These are specific guys who specifically leave their specific towels on specific equipment therefore specifically making you ask them permission every time to use that specific equipment and specifically irritating some people. Specifically me.
19. The Gym Almanacs. Know-it-all guys who most of the time finds a subject to criticize with their form, breathing, lifting techniques, etc. You name it, they got it. They know it all, supposedly...
20. And finally, the Hunger Gays. You know who they are. They are everywhere whether it is a small-time gym or those gym that you see in malls. Guys hungry for, well, guys. Only gym guys, nonetheless.
You see him staring at you through the mirror while he's pumping his biceps.
Will it be a no or a go?
Part 2
*hahaha* This is funny. Na-miss ko tuloy mag-gym. :)
ReplyDeleteExercising provides a lot of health benefits, Geosef.
DeleteFeeling energetic is one of them
13, 14 and 20.. yeah that's me. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI'm #13 too!
DeleteHey I was about to make the same list! Haha Where's the first part?
ReplyDeleteI think I published the first part last May. ;)
DeleteNumber 13 and 14 here! :) haha
ReplyDeleteTsk, tsk, tsk. :P
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