Grindr 101

1.  Read the profile before asking. God gave you eyes. Use them.

2.  Never start the conversation asking for his goddamn Facebook account.

3.  Have multiple pictures ready. I mean it.

4.  The more metropolitan, the more choosy (Makati and QC tops the list).

5.  No face pic, no chat.

6.  Thank him if you're not interested in him. Remember breeding?

7.  The existence of posers is omnipresent.

8.  Face pics.  Check. Topless pics.  Check. Dick pics. Only if warranted.

9.  Never flatter too much.

10.  Not an avenue for commitments.